worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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