Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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