Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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