He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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