If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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