____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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