: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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