he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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