I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
...so i touched it.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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