Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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