She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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