it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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