i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
i need some magic done to my vagina
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize
