Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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