She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just found puke in my bra..
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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