I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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