i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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