I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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