i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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