Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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