i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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