that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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