Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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