The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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