That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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