Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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