Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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