I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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