What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
tell me about the fingering
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