I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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