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• (954): View more from Florida

  Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.

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  This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Waffles and pussy, what else is there?

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• (424): View more from California

  I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.

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