windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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