She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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