You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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