Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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