he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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