Whod you bang
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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