Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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