What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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