Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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