I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
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Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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