So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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