...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
