My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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