I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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