the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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