Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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