Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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