It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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