No period for spring break; use this wisely.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Vodka?
Forever.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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