Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.