Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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